Money League Draft Roll/Order

[guzz]

Alright fellas, it's that time. THE DREADED DICE OF DOOM. As always, we'll base the draft order off this random dice roll simulator that we've been using for eternity and that has only rewarded me one time (fuck) with the first pick out of probably 16-20 leagues.

Make sure to follow the instructions VERY CAREFULLY someone screws up every season (that includes me). The LOWER the score the BETTER. Whomever has the lowest score will pick first... highest pick will go 12th. And we'll fill in the blanks based on the rolls in-between.

www.irony.com/mailroll.html

Please use the following options (NO ROLLS WILL BE ACCEPTED IF YOU CAN'T FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS IDIOT):

How many dice would you like to roll? 10
How many sides are on each die? 100
Should anything be added or subtracted from the total roll? No

You can drop either the highest or lowest die roll (or both.)

[ ] Drop the highest roll.
[ ] Drop the lowest roll.

YOU WILL NEED TO ENSURE BOTH BOXES ARE CLEAR (like above!)

The entire roll can be repeated; how many times? 1

Mailing Information:

The subject of the mail note:
Say what this roll is for: Commons Dice Roll for (your name)

Enter this correctly or your roll will get lost!
Type in your e-mail address: [e-mail]
Optional:
Also e-mail the results to: [e-mail] (Lester) for verification.

You can post your results here as well if you'd like. We just email them out to ensure everyone only gets ONE roll (no mulligans or do-overs ). If someone(s) doesn't get there rolls in on time (I will shoot them).

SCORES:
Guzz
Russ
Lester
Grady
Nick
Brennan
AJ
Spin
Rice
Tom
Brad
Nate

[guzz]

Annnnnnnnnnd the dice simulator doesn't exist anymore. Shit. Any suggestions? Should we just let yahoo decide?

[Spinler]

There are a couple of places on the web that can do similar things.

www.fftoolbox.com/draft_order_generator.cfm

[guzz]

Yeah I saw that one... but what's the point, might as well just let yahoo do it, it's the same thing.

[Russ]

I run like an AIDS victim on Yahoo's order generator.

[guzz]

Alright I'll do the random one above.. I think what happens is I just insert everyone's names (and maybe email addresses, if not, I'll email it to as many as I can) and we'll all get the email at the same time. Luck of the draw. I'll do this tomorrow afternoon.

Guzz

[guzz]

I used the above link... everyone should have gotten it emailed to the address they used for paypal or league sign up. Here's the results (I got hosed.. unless you like the last pick -- which I don't!)

From="[e-mail]"
To="owners"
Subject="Not So High Roller League Draft Order"

Matt Guzzetta has used the FFToolbox.com random draft order generator for the Not So High Roller League league. To verify the results visit this page: www.fftoolbox.com/draft_order_generator.cfm?id=15018

The following draft order was randomly generated for your league:
1 - AJ
2 - Lester
3 - Brennan
4 - Tom
5 - Nate
6 - Russ
7 - Nick
8 - Brad
9 - Spin
10 - Rice
11 - Grady
12 - Guzz

Regards,
FFToolbox.com

[guzz]

The crappy thing (unless your AJ) is the default yahoo order had AJ as the #1 pick overall as well. AJ, it's your destiny to do something stupid

[Russ]

Random number generators have it in for me.

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU RNG.

[guzz]

I do a $100 league with some friends that we've been running since 98' and we do a live draft at one of the guy's houses and of course I drew 10th pick today out of 10 people -- and I was disgusted by my selections. Only difference was we do 18 player teams (deeper benches) with only 14 waiver wire moves allowed for the season. I started off rough but had a really strong finish after I snapped out of my first four round brain freeze.

[aJ]

I don't think I've had the first pick of ANY draft in... literally... 7 years.

...and I hate it.

[Russ]

I'll trade with you.